Urban legend: a form of modern folklore consisting of stories that may or may not have been believed by their tellers to be true [Wikipedia].
Urban legends permeate our lives. Many towns, groups, parents, teachers, spouses, you name it, have some kind of urban legend they use to make points, create feelings, or just entertain.
Urban legends may or may not have any truth to them. One might be entirely true and another wickedly false. Oh, and they don’t have to be urban either. But it doesn’t matter. People love them. And quite frankly, you never know when one is just going to fall right into your lap.
For example, I was browsing my social medias yesterday when I stumbled upon this headline, “Cyclist: Driver didn’t see me stuck in windshield”.
Immediately, we know a few things about this story. One, it is obviously urban legend material. Two, the cyclist has made a statement, and that means he or she is likely ok, at least alive. Three, there was a cyclist stuck in a driver’s windshield. Four, the driver didn’t see the cyclist. Therefore, the driver is either blind, deaf, high, drunk, idiotic, or some combination of all those factors.
Do we really even need to know anything else at this point? We have an urban legend on our hands. Well, who wouldn’t be a little curious?
Before I go any farther, I must congratulate the town of Manitowoc, Wisconsin, for earning itself a most excellent new urban legend. And for you people doing urban legend research a million years from now reading this blog post, yes, this one is true.
So apparently, a Manitowoc man doing newspaper deliveries by bike was struck by a 20-year-old drunk driver. During the accident, Steven Gove, the newspaper deliveryman became lodged in the windshield of the car that hit him. Ever the polite Midwesterner, Gove turned to the man who hit him, and said, “Hello, I’m the guy you hit on the bicycle.”
Unfortunately, the driver will now ruin our stereotype of the polite Midwesterner. He didn’t even respond to Gove, or notice him for that matter, kept driving, and managed to run a stop sign and hit a parked car before making it to his driveway at home. How rude.
The drunk driver finally noticed Gove when he got home and apparently demanded to know, “Who are you? What are you doing in the car?” before totally freaking out. Well, I guess it would have been quite the surprise to find a stranger lodged in your windshield.
So long story short, the driver went inside his house, Gove extricated himself from the car, and went to the hospital with minor injuries. He’s going to press charges, but he hopes that the driver, “gets a second chance”. Sorry, but I disagree on that one.
I’m glad I can make light of this story, because it could have been so much worse, and considering what happened, it’s truly amazing that Gove is ok. But I guess that is what really makes this urban legend material, right? It sounds completely insane and impossible. Not all urban legends have happy endings, but I’m glad this one does.
So what’s your favorite cycling or bike commuting urban legend? Besides this one, of course.
If you are so inclined, or haven’t done so already, watch the full report of this story below.